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Yep, I can relate to that...

on Tuesday, 14 November 2017. Posted in Columns, Opinions

By: Brenda Harrison

Most of us can probably relate to some of the following comments and quotes found on coffee mugs, t-shirts and canvases:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

I’m beginning to realize I will never be old enough to know better.

Sometimes when I can’t hear someone, I just laugh and hope it wasn’t a question.

Some people are great at multitasking. They can listen, ignore and forget all at once.

Wouldn’t it be great to be like a caterpillar? Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

I tend to hold onto junk for years and throw it away a week before I need it.

Senility will be a fairly smooth transition for me.

Ever wonder if clouds look down on us and say, “Hey look. That one is shaped like an idiot.”

I get up in the morning tired, so by the afternoon I’m dying to rest. Come bedtime and I can’t sleep.

Smonday is the moment Sunday stops feeling like Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.

I can’t believe how old people my age are.

I always knew I would get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise, though.

Apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. This is cruel and unfair.

I don’t want to be an adult today. I don’t want to be human. Today I want to be a dog, lying on the floor in the sun. Please pet me and bring snacks.

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