Yep, I can relate to that...
By: Brenda Harrison
Most of us can probably relate to some of the following comments and quotes found on coffee mugs, t-shirts and canvases:
I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.
I’m beginning to realize I will never be old enough to know better.
Sometimes when I can’t hear someone, I just laugh and hope it wasn’t a question.
Some people are great at multitasking. They can listen, ignore and forget all at once.
Wouldn’t it be great to be like a caterpillar? Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.
I tend to hold onto junk for years and throw it away a week before I need it.
Senility will be a fairly smooth transition for me.
Ever wonder if clouds look down on us and say, “Hey look. That one is shaped like an idiot.”
I get up in the morning tired, so by the afternoon I’m dying to rest. Come bedtime and I can’t sleep.
Smonday is the moment Sunday stops feeling like Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.
I can’t believe how old people my age are.
I always knew I would get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise, though.
Apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. This is cruel and unfair.
I don’t want to be an adult today. I don’t want to be human. Today I want to be a dog, lying on the floor in the sun. Please pet me and bring snacks.