Reasons for missing school
By: Brenda Harrison
Students and teachers head back to school this week, so it won’t be long before teachers will start seeing absences. Following are some entertaining excuse notes from parents (with original spelling), collected by schools from all over the country. Note: Some of these notes were probably written by the students.
Please exkuce Pam for being absent from skool. She was sick and I had her shot.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Please exscuse Cecil being absent on June 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
Please excuse Marvin from Physical Education lessons for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Ray was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
Bethan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
Please excuse Ray from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Please excuse Eddie for being. It was his father's fault.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Mary-ann was absent October 8-11, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.
Source: www.guy-sports.com/months/ jokes_school_back